Trouble Shooting Check List

Congratulations on your purchase of my class! It is one of the finest, most scientifically advanced classes available today. It has been designed to provide you with many hours of trouble-free enjoyment. In the unlikely event that the class should malfunction, please consult the check list below for possible solutions.

Class room is missing.

Possible solution: Enter the Engineering Building.

Class terminates immediately.

Possible solution: Try entering 50 minutes earlier.

Class room chairs are uncomfortable.

Possible solution: This is an intentional design feature. Sleep while leaning forward.

Class room is too hot.

Possible solution: Remove coat and ski-mask.

The professor is missing.

Possible solution: Look in the front area of the class room. If the problem persists, raise your hand. The professor will answer.

The professor is not missing.

Possible solution: There is at present no solution.

The professor's attempts at humor are not funny.

Possible solution: This is normal. No correction is required.

Textbook will not open.

Possible solution: You are holding the unit upside-down. Turn it over so that the bound side is on your left.

Textbook is unhelpful.

Possible solution: Calvin and Hobbes will not work with this class. Consult the class documentation for compatible textbooks.

Examples in the book are hard to follow.

Possible solution: Try turning the book over 180 degrees.

Grades are too low.

Possible solution: Give your solutions to the professor at the end of each test.

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